yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Wanting to text the boy you like but you can’t because you texted him first last time and you don’t want to seem desperate.
Looking at really good fan art/fanfiction of your OTP
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
to anyone who messages me:
this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen
girls who can run in heels should be feared
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
following back tons!